Get out and vote...or not...I don't care

Finally, it's time to hit the voting booths and pull the lever of your favorite rich lunatic that will, most likely, not affect your day-to-day life in any way.

I'm convinced 2010 is the year that politics has officially gone bat-shit-crazy.

Some random political candidates include:

Levi Johnson (Alaska) - Running for mayor because....well, why not, it's Wasilla, Alaska.

Carl Paladino (NY) - NY's very own homophobe who also doesn't mind threatening reporters to take them down with force.

Christine O'Donnell (Delaware) - No comment

Douglas Hughes (California) - One of his ideas includes creating an island to send pedophiles to. I guess if you've ever seen Escape From L.A., it would be something like that?

Alvin Greene (South Carolina) - One of my personal favorites. He won the democratic primary without giving any speeches or interviews. He refuses to wander off talking points. He's unemployed. He is fighting a felony charge. It is also said that the Republican party has planted Greene in his position. His campaign slogan? "No comment."

Rich Iott (Ohio) - This Tea Party candidate spends his free time dressing up in Nazi Germany SS uniforms and says that he is "fascinated by the fact that here was a relatively small country (Nazi Germany) that from a strictly military point of view accomplished incredible things." Well, "incredible" wouldn't be the first word I would've chosen....

Jimmy McMillan (NY) - The Rent is too Damn High party. If you haven't heard or seen this guy, just Google it. Aside from saying that he had between 500-1000 confirmed kills in Vietnam on the radio show Opie and Anthony, he has the best mustache (by far) in the 2010 election season.

Well, there you have it. I haven't scratched the surface and am still leaving out candidates like: Sharron "2nd amendment remedies" Angle, Jan Brewer (who might've won the award for worst opening statement in the history of politics), Linda Mcmahon and of course...Phil "lives in a van down by the river" Davison:



Have politics always been this crazy? Maybe they have and we're just catching on now? But, if somebody gets mad at you for not voting and tries to speak down at you because you don't vote...just send them to this post.

- Diddy