Yellow Fever

I forgot exactly who said it, but there was a comedian who had a bit in his act that went something along the lines of, "I wish I was Asian...That way, my obsession for Asian girls wouldn't be as creepy."

Growing up in Dutchess County and going to college in Plattsburgh...Let's just say there wasn't much "variety" out there. I've seen enough boring upstate white girls to last me a lifetime (Don't take this the wrong way, ladies. I still love boring white girls). When I started working in Manhattan, it's quite a different array of females out there.

"Yellow Fever" is a term that describes men who have a crazy obsession for asian girls. I'm not sure if it's racist or not, but for blogging reasons, my intent is not to be racist. I have a genuine attraction to asian girls.

I think I know where to pin-point this sudden change.

Have you ever had a REALLY bad experience with a particular liquor or alcoholic beverage, and from that point on you just can't stand the site of that drink? It's kind of like that for Yellow Fever as well, except the complete opposite.

My moment boils down to a trip to Toronto with two of my buddies. The hotel we were staying at was having some cosmetics convention, where hundreds of cute asian girls were walking around and karaoke in the bars. I was surrounded! From that point on, I caught the fever....and the only prescription was more asians. Now I can't walk down the street without hurting my neck trying to get a look at every average-to-above-average asian girl that walks by!

So, I encourage all guys who have Yellow Fever to come out and just admit it. I know for a FACT there are others who caught the fever themselves, but hide it on their hard drives at home with archives of asian porn. There is nothing to be ashamed of, fellas. Enough of the boring white girls!!!

Does this post make me sound creepy???


- Diddy