Tuesday, October 26, 2010

NBD Glossary: When it's time to pick up the tab...'Dee Brown' that shit

Dee Brown'in it ya'll
For those who don't follow basketball out there, in 1991 Dee Brown won the NBA slam dunk contest with a no-look jam. Now, aside from being a bad-ass dunk, one of my buddies (let's refer to him as HBK) coined a term that should be used by everyone dreading to pick up the bloated tab at the next happy hour.

When the time comes when somebody has to pull out their plastic and run it through, just ask, "Who's Dee-Brown'ing it tonight?" 

Dee-Brown (v.): To blindly pick up an outrageous tab. eg: "Who's Dee-Brown'ing this check?"

It's pretty simple. Take your credit card. Put one arm over your eyes so you can't see what the damage is. And, swipe that shit before you think too much about it. Congrats...you just Dee-Brown'd your first tab.


- Diddy

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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 27, 2010 at 9:07 AM

    I Dee-Brown'd a tab last night at the pub

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  2. Soopa10October 27, 2010 at 9:23 AM

    I've actually just been informed that Urban Dictionary also has a definition for Dee Brown: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dee+browned+it

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  3. AnonymousOctober 27, 2010 at 10:09 AM

    Im upset my favorite midtown dive closed down, there will be no more Dee-brown'in it for me at McAnns @ 46th & 5 ave. Just because you have rats running across the bar floor during happy hour doesnt mean you have a rat problem. you have a lack of snake or cat problem. throw some of those serpents and felines in the basement and away goes your rat problem.

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